The Last Days of Disco Stick

Pro’s

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+ Starting with Hilary Duff looking hot.

+ Lily! You should always wear glasses! What a babe. Rufus, you should make her some waffles, if you know what I mean?

+ Rufus not knowing what gonorrhea of the throat is. You wouldn’t, you were just a rock star in the 1990s.

+ Jenny is great because she’s full of hipster blood, and doesn’t understand how  boring rich people can be.

+ BOOM!! The rich guy is an ‘E’ dealer! IN YO FACE, JENNY!

+ I love that Blair zinged Dan right after he did her a favor.

+ I like Hilary Duff showing a bitchy side.

+ See, Vanessa everyone know you’re in love with Dan. Just be in love with him on a different show, one that I don’t watch.

+ Blair! Blair! Blair! She’s really on fire in the past three weeks. That scene where she’s telling V and Hilary Duff what’s up, best scene this season. Kudos for the zing for Horrible Dan Humphrey.

+ Lady GA : The Musical (So cool with that)

+ Chuck saving Jenny. HE EVEN SAID, “I’m Chuck Bass!” That’s the best fucking line ever. Face, Belgian drug dealer I was a fan of. You can’t compete with Chuck Bass.

+ Nate admitting that’s he’s a big fucking idiot to Serena. PRO! Trip interrupting! PRO! Another threesome?

+ Blair is a pretty good actress.

+ Is Dan wearing the same outfit Hilary Duff was wearing three weeks ago?

+ Serena just fucking shit on Nate’s heart! EMO NATE! Nate better have sex with Olivia. Become interesting. Become interesting.

+ Lady GaGa is soooooo ugly, but she’s so interesting, that single is really not great! But, I like that Wallace Shawn hooked up Blair with Lady GaGa, why didn’t they pay him to be in this episode?

+ Little J, you’re lonely? Just like you’re brother LonelyBoy? Don’t become boring, don’t listen to Chuck.

+ Serena kissing Trip, surprisingly pretty good.

+ Little J, you better turn into an E-tard. That would set up your spin-off. (she deserves a spin-off, I’d actually watch)

+ LADY GAGA, awesome!

Con’s

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- As a huge Morrissey fan, I wish he didn’t have any fans like Dan Humphrey. But, he has only fans like Dan Humphrey. Fuck you Dan. I didn’t see you there.

- Nate pretending like he’s a three way master. That would require two people not finding you boring. However, I did like you saying “I’m friends with Chuck, and I’ve been to Europe.” But you’re still boring.

- Get Trip off of this show. He’s boring just like his cousin. I do like his cunt-y wife, though.

- “Who wants to take their favorite wife to lunch?” That’s a really bad line.

- Two references of A Million Little Pieces, did that guy write this episode?

- Vanessa, are you really zinging

- Nate and Serena hanging out? Okay, Serena, you can make Nate interesting…take him to a place where he starts reading books, and where he can have sex with that hot older lady Duchess, again.

- Nate, you pussy! Just kiss her. I think Rufus and his stupid fucking waffles are more interesting than you. Remember from back before you ever spoke on this show, you were fucking her at a bar? Then you spoke and everyone realized you sucked. Go back to that.

- These pretentious actors are fucking awful. How dare you mess with the Queen B.

- What the fuck are you wearing Top Shop Humphrey? Oh, Top Shop.

- Yes! Dan and Vanessa, if you date, no way are you going to be given storylines. Poor Olivia, I really like her. Maybe, Chuck can have sex with her. That will add a lot of great DRAMA!

- I really think Dan Humphrey’s going to get into that playwright program. You wrote a play that makes Saved By The Bell look like FUCKING Mamet.

- When Dan kissed Vanessa, did anyone else never want to kiss anyone again?

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