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GOSSIP GIRL 11/10 - “THEY SHOOT HUMPHREY’S, DON’T THEY”
Pro’s:
-Finally Eric is given something to do besides wearing a hideous poker dealer outfit
-DEB BALLZZZZ!!! (Metropolitan is one of my favorite movies)
-The best episodes are always Little J going up against Blair
-I don’t know why I hate Chuck and Nate, maybe it’s because I want to be Chuck Bass friend and want Nate to quit being a boner.
-Blair’s protege is my actual type of girl, points! Kyria Abernathy, cute!
-Little J is one of my favorite characters, but seeing her get her comeuppance always means she’s going to Out-Blair, Blair. Should be pretty hot.
-Sweet Chuck moment: Proving he is 18 years old after all by saying it’s cool if Serena and Blair kiss. It would be cool. It would be soooooooooo cool.
-THREESOME! Dan you are one half lucky guy, hooking up with a super hot Hilary Duff, and a boring Vanessa.
-This won’t complicate things at all for Dan and Vanessa, right? I hope this ends with them getting married, and moving to a village so far away from Gossip Girl.
-Little J and Nate they make sense, she’s so interesting and complex, and he’s a big idiot. He will make her cum retarded.
-Little J & Blair again, and again. I love it. Game respects Game.
-YES! Kyria and Little J are going to be enemies! Eric just turned into a Gay Batman.
Con’s:
-Serena covering up them tatties
-Eric making a Star Wars reference, yeah right.
-Rufus, are you auditioning to be aging indie rocker Clark Kent?
-Seriously, fucking Serena and Blair, get over your bullshit, there is more important things going on, like Chuck Bass not getting a cool storyline, and Lily and Rufus becoming boring, not too mention, he hasn’t fucking made a waffle in two weeks!
-Really Debutante Ball, you are going to hire a indie rock band who sings their hit song, “I’m a Bitch”? Nope, you are not. You would hire like some boring string quartet that Vanessa appreciates because of how boring and urban they are.
-Serena, what the fuck? Dan and Vanessa, the two worst human beings alive are more interesting than you.
-Eric getting dumped by Jonathan. I hope Eric hooks up with a 45 year old that kidnaps him. (ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? Let’s please buy my spec script)
-Serena, you used to be the BE-ALL-END-ALL to me, now, you’re kind of a goofy slut. (Please answer my emails, Blake, not Serena)
