September 2010
2 posts
DOUBLE IDENTITY
Hello Upper East Siders,
Last week’s dumb episode was pretty good. Here we are now on episode 2. Anything can happen, literally anything because everything is stupid as shit. My hopes for this episode include Chuck Bass, Blair Waldorf being bitchy and Serena closing her legs.
PRO’S
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+ Blair called Humphrey a donut. While donuts are delicious, I can...
SEASON 4 - EPISODE 1 "BELLES DE JOUR"
SEASON 4 - EPISODE 1 “BELLES DE JOUR”
Okay Upper East Siders,
The summer is officially over because we now have the summer wrap-up episode of Gossip Girl. What did we learn last season? Besides that the writer’s ran out of story lines after the first act of Season 3.
We learned a few things:
Dan & Vanessa are the most boring couple on Earth.
Nate Archibald is the most...
December 2009
1 post
EPISODE: "The Debarted"
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+ Nate, you are now kind of interesting, do you have a crush on Humphrey? Cause even if you went gay, you would have picked the other most boring guy in NY.
+ Bart’s back and making my favorite show like my other favorite show (LOST). I would have never guessed that Chuck was this show’s Hurley. Bart in Chuck’s brain is also...
November 2009
2 posts
The Last Days of Disco Stick
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+ Starting with Hilary Duff looking hot.
+ Lily! You should always wear glasses! What a babe. Rufus, you should make her some waffles, if you know what I mean?
+ Rufus not knowing what gonorrhea of the throat is. You wouldn’t, you were just a rock star in the 1990s.
+ Jenny is great because she’s full of hipster blood, and doesn’t...
